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The Archive of Awesomeness


Welcome to the archive of awesomeness. This is the only place in the known universe you can find such a concentrated mass of genius. Feel free to browse through my years of insanity and judge me accordingly. If you really dislike something you find in these archives, make sure to comment on it on your blog so people will know you mean business. I have taken the time to separate the archive by year (the current year can be found on this page) and even took the time to examine my stats to list the 9 most visited pages. Enjoy (or don't).


Greatest Hits
Based on number of page views

1.)

Feminist Humor

2.)

How To Defeat an 8 Year Old In 4 Easy Steps

3.)

If Dogs Need To Be Licensed Then So Do Hippies

4.)

Old People Kick Ass

5.)

The Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies

6.)

Stumble Upon Has Mastered the Art of Time Travel

7.)

A Few Tips to Help Make Internet Porn More Enjoyable

8.)

Just Because You're Homeless Doesn't Mean You Have to be Worthless

9.)

Ten Reasons Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend


Archive

Forced Gratuity = Extortion
How Big of A Loser Do You Have to Be to Take Advice From Your Snack Food?"
How to Get Your Landlord to Fix Shit
The Internet is NOT for Socially Well-Adjusted People
The Greatest Song Ever Written - BonerSole: Mucho Puto
“Professional Blogger” is Synonymous With Welfare Recipient
You May Not See Race But I See an Idiot
I Would Still Fuck Britney Spears
The Academy Awards are Bullshit
Radiohead: Does Anybody Give a Shit?
Stumble Upon Has Mastered the Art of Time Travel
If I Owned the Universe...
Finally, A Political Party That Makes Sense
Writing is for Losers and People Who Can't Make Blank Pages
If Dogs Need To Be Licensed Then So Do Hippies
Think You May be a Loser? You Probably Are
Feminist Humor
WTF animals V. 2.0 - They're Back and Licking Ass
I Can Dance If I Want To
An Open Letter to the Owners of the Internet
I Need a New Black Friend
Looks Like Someone Just Got iPhucked
Old People Kick Ass
Just Because You're Homeless Doesn't Mean You Have to be Worthless
Wal-Mart - Employing 82% of the Worlds Failures
Diplomacy is for Failures
I've Got Your RSS Hanging
Rejected Corporate Slogans
LOL Cats Need to Go Away
I Am Running for President.
Paragraphs are Overrated
Retarded Sayings of the Conversationally Challenged
The Sweet Revenge of A High School Slacker
Women Aren't Funny
How To Defeat an 8 Year Old In 4 Easy Steps
Health Nuts Can Blow Me
Who's More Evil: Scientists or Hitler?
An Analysis of My Traffic
So Here I Sit...
I'm Not Maddox....Get Over It
Everybody Loves A Whore
MySpace is Like Sooooo Kewl!
Fuck People
Is The Red Cross Run By Vampires or What?
A Few Tips to Help Make Internet Porn More Enjoyable
I Think I Have A Stalker
Psychological Profile: What Color Are You?
Bah Humbug!
How Can We Be Equal If I'm Better Than You?
Fuck This Shit!
44 Things You Never Knew About Me
I Support Police Brutality
Please to Read Reviewing of New Borat Movie Film
Who The Fuck Are You?
Wernicke's Tale
Microsoft Word Good Grammar Check and Spelling
The Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies 2nd Edition
The Meaninglessness of Life
Apparently I'm A God Hating Heathen
Fall 2006 Television Review Part Two
Fall 2006 Television Review Part One
Ten Reasons Why I Don't Have A Girlfriend
Cell Phones and Idiots Don't Mix
A Few Things That Really Piss Me Off
Neo-American Patriotism
A Brief Guide to What's Wrong With the World Today
Happy Birthday Swinery!
No Speaka De Ingles? Tough Shit
Are You Politically Correct?
Talladega Nights the Ballad of a Shitty Movie
The Greatest Book Ever Written....Period!
The Idiots Guide to Books For Dummies
The Pink Conspiracy
Disneyland Sucks Ass
Cops are People Too...Aren't They?
Tool of the Month - Mel Gibson
This Land is MY Land
Hippiecrits


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